Duke Cannon has never taken a “refreshing dip” in the hot tub of the Best Valu Motel near O’Hare, and he won’t be going down the community waterslide this Saturday....
While other blue soaps are named “Ocean Force” or “Summer Mist,” our blue soap is the only one big enough to be named “Naval Diplomacy”. With a package sporting the...
Duke Cannon Has a Port of Call. When Duke Cannon wants to take the plunge, an over-chlorinated community pool simply won’t do. Instead, he heads to the crisp, cold waters...
Duke Cannon Throws a Tight Spiral Even when his team is down by a score, the clock is ticking, and there's no timeouts left, Duke Cannon has faith that the...
True to its name, this superior grade soap product is big (10 oz.) and will last much longer than the dainty little bars sold at your local grocery. It also...
Duke Cannon Doesn’t Need a GPS. While some people can’t manage a 1.3 mile trip to the outlet mall without nervously eyeballing a navigation app, Duke Cannon is quite comfortable...
Duke Cannon has never taken a “refreshing dip” in the hot tub of the Best Value Motel near O’Hare, and he won’t be going down the community waterslide this Saturday....
Duke Cannon’s idea of breathtaking nautical adventure does not include a 2-hour dinner cruise or an 11-minute jet ski ride. No, he strongly prefers to set forth on the high...
